call someone who keeps
on talking even when
nobody listens?
Student: A teacher!
Teacher:HAHAHA!
Bring out 1 whole sheet
of paper!
Long quiz!Ü
Why do dwarfs laugh
while running thru the
forest?
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Because the grass
tickles thier balls!
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Patient: nurse, pls bring me
a hot water bag. My toes
r cold
Nurse: u r asking d
wrong nurse. I am d
head nurse
Patient: call the
foot nurse for me
pls.Ü
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No matter how sad,
no matter how sick,
i feel better just thinking of you....
but im happier each time i send you a message coz i know...
i'll be DISTURBING YOU
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Define AGONY:
It's like a one armed man
hanging at theedge of a cliff
by his only arm
with his butt
devastatingly itchy
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Define Death:
He Scratched it..
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Why do giants get angry
when the running dwarfs laugh?
Because they thought
the dwarfs laugh
at seeing their ugly ball?
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A man cookd deermeat
but didn't tell kids what it is.
He gave a clue:
"Its what ur Mom always calls me"
The girl cried out:
'Dont eat it,
its an Asshole!;p
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"some people say they can't live without love..
well, oxygen's more important.ü"
-Dr. Gregory Houseso,
if you dont have a love life
INHALE-EXHALE. hehe.
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Hows my darlin hOnEy Swity?
My bAby bUnCh cUtie cUtie?
cOm On GvE mE A hUg,
Mmmm..
U smEL gUdie Bäbyhw r U?
U mised mE?
cmOn EAt Ur pEdigrEE....
hehe.
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Read each word reversely:
a suomaf rotcod dlot em
taht ylno latnem stneitap
evah eht tnelat ot daer sms
neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever
> u have proved it!
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Hello I am a virus
and I am entering
your brain right now.....
sorry I will leave,
I can't find a brain
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A man got himself a puzzle game.
it took him one hard year 2 finish it.
he was so proud of himself bcoz on
the side of the box it said 2 - 3 years
.
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"u'r d perfct persOn dat i
knw..
s0 swit
s0 niCe
alwys on my mind
s0 cUté
&very spcial
bt ders somthin
wrong
wrong number.Ü
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I
miss
the
times
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and also the PLUS,
MINUS, and the DIVIDE!
how bout you?
missed it too?